Things I Lie About
I walked into my first-ever advanced Ashtanga yoga class clutching a water bottle and a $10 yoga mat from Target. I walked out with sore hamstrings and a sorer ego.
FUCK HUMANITIES
I think I procrastinate so that I have an excuse to fail. Spending a week perfecting my essay only to get a B/C would be horrendous. Spending a night on it and getting a B/C horrendous, but at least I have an excuse.
I’m fucked up that way.
Good night.
(via insomniaticthoughts)
*dies*
Dear Ma and Daddy,
I kinda miss Shark Week. Or maybe I just miss you guys<3
What heart?
Senior Year GOAAAAAAALs
1. STOP LYING. It always fucks you over. Seriously if this works out okay, never again. Just fuck me so hard.
2. Make friends? Pretty simple.
3. Be normal around boys.
4. Study math EVERY FUCKING DAY. I need to get through this, it’s just not an option not to. OMFG FUCK ME SO HARD»>
5. To be continued later if I get motivated.
